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#1 Posted : Tuesday, February 21, 2012 3:17:28 AM
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This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted, while St. Pete leafs through his Big Book.

He's checking to see if the guy is worthy of entry or not. Saint Peter goes through the books several times, furrows his brow, and says to the guy, "You know, I can't see that you did lots of good in your life but, you never did anything bad either.

Tell you what, if you can tell me of one REALLY good deed that you did in your life, you're in."

The guy thinks for a moment and says, "Well, there was this one time when I was drivin' down the highway and I saw a Biker Gang assaulting this poor girl. I slowed down my car to see what was going on, and sure enough, that's what they were doing. There were about 50 of 'em torturing this chick.

Infuriated, I got out my car, grabbed a tire iron from my trunk and walked straight up to the leader of the gang. He was a huge guy with a studded leather jacket and a chain running from his nose to his ear. As I walked up to the leader, the Gang formed a circle all around me.

So I ripped the leader's chain off his face and smashed him over the head with the tire iron. Then I turned around and yelled to the rest of them, 'Leave this poor, innocent girl alone, you slime! You're all a bunch of sick, deranged animals! Go home before I teach you all a lesson in pain!'"

St. Peter, extremely impressed, says, "Really? Wow, when did all this happen?"

"Er.. about two minutes ago."










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#2 Posted : Friday, March 16, 2012 2:44:17 AM
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The Magus team enters the facility, calling for Emmet, and investigating the torn-apart outpost. Clark corners Tess, asking what she thinks the place is, and she suggests it is a vision as well as a evaluation outpost of some sort. He provides up the bullet he found, and says one thing happened there. Clark suggests nobody would blame Tess if she wished to turn around, but she is adamant that will not take place without receiving Emmet.

Kurt slinks away in the direction of the facet and dials somebody on his cell phone. It goes instant to some woman’s voicemail, which leaves me questioning who the devil he’s calling.

Lincoln calls for his father as they get closer in the direction of the principal building, until Lena suggests they not make so appreciably noise. sensible girl, that one.

Music starts actively playing by method of the door. Kurt cautiously experienced prospects in to the facility, and we are treated to some few shots of torn-apart rooms and ransacked hallways. Then at last they key in the space precisely where a stereo is playing. Kurt turns it off, and Tess comments somebody experienced to turn it on. Clark strikes the piano and agrees that shows someone’s here. Lincoln discovers genetics textbooks near to the bookcase, which raises some issues about what’s going on here.
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